My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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