didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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