I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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