He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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