I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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