He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
