Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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