he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
lol hangovers are for mortals.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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