Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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