If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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