So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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