Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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