I wish I could punch you in the face.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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