There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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