I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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