I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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