i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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