If i come over, it means nothing
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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