i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I need to calm my uterus...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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