seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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