hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Everclear isn't food dammit
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
