I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.