dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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