I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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