he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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