EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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