i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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