Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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