but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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