If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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