Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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