i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i think i have herpe
just one?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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