So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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