I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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