She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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