Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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