you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Pappa wants mamma naked
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
ok first of all what the fuck
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