do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Actions speak louder than pants.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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