I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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