It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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