I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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