thus making me awesome and them whores
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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