ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
