I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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