she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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