I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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