we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
