dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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