This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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