Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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