you guys were way drunker than both of me
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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