Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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