put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
my shit smells like andre
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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