ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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