I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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