can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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